My name is Jon Levine. I do a lot of internet dating. A lot of women mention that I look like Dane Cook. I guess they think that’s OK. However, I don’t want to look like Dane Cook, I want to look like Jon Levine.
Bottom line: if you could stop looking like me, that would be great. Maybe a haircut… a shave… some plastic surgery… whatever, I’m not particular. Just make a change. Thanks.