Dane,
My name is Jon Levine. I do a lot of internet dating. A lot of women mention that I look like Dane Cook. I guess they think that’s OK. However, I don’t want to look like Dane Cook, I want to look like Jon Levine.
Bottom line: if you could stop looking like me, that would be great. Maybe a haircut… a shave… some plastic surgery… whatever, I’m not particular. Just make a change. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Jon Levine
how did you like making that movie with jessica siimpspn? did you hook up with her?
I always thought John Cusak or Charlie Sheen
Kate, do you think I should send them a letter too?
Only if you aren't getting paid for personal appearances…
At least it's not the queer eye for the straight guy, guy anymore. Hee Hee. Do you have on any underwear???
Oh Kari, you're so funny. And no, I'm not.